Make A Lie Aboout The Person Above You

Ate all the bees to insure Cris would experience great failure, and hatred from his children and wife

Laughed at my failings

Laughed with me because he hates his kids

Doesn't realize he's a kid.

Is a supervillain who does fetus mukbang on the dark web

Watches the videos religiously

Offered me a position as "high confessor" in his cult where it's actually normal

Got abandoned by a railroad station as a baby.

Was the one who abandoned him

Adopted me and told me to be straight