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Make A Lie Aboout The Person Above You

criselington
Wrote the song First Date for Ninja Sex Party after taking inspiration from a first date
kawaii_kit
He was the first date (that stood me up *sobs*)
criselington
Used that as the excuse for pushing me off a roof and breaking my ribs
kawaii_kit
It was the opposite way he pushed me lol
criselington
Kicked me while I was down too for that extra ribcage breakage
kawaii_kit
Broke my neck for the “nestle crunch”
criselington
Steals from baby dogs and cats
projectotakux
Kidnaps baby dogs from their mothers
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