Floran's Manly Dropoff

Pokemon luck is a real bitch. I thought I was real clever, giving Golurk a Blunder Policy. Thought I was real slick using Dynamic Punch+Stomping Tantrum on him. Oh no. Now I just keep friggin landing 50% accurate Dynamic punches back to back. Sigh. It's only when I actually want to miss. When can I have a break?

Johnny and Gyro go to Olive Garden. Just read it. Not particularly bothered, but honestly, I think I've a lot to learn. My imagination was just robbed of its saturation. Now I realize it was not nearly as colorful as I'd thought. But LOL other than that... Yeah, not for me.

By its own rights as my favorite Pokémon... It was necessary to jump to Stunky and Skuntank before continuing my Kantonian toxic menagerie with Victreebel.