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Joaquin Stick @frenesi
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Joaquin Stick @frenesi
My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back.
doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
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doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
What do you call the security guards outside of the Samsung factory?
The Guardians of the Galaxy!
Archangel Gabriel @gabriel_true
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Archangel Gabriel @gabriel_true
Sex is like a math problem.
First you subtract the clothes before adding the bed.
Then you divide the legs and hope they don't multiply!
--courtesy of an old friend from my Middle School years lol--
doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
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doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
Whoever stole my antidepressants...I hope you're happy!
doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
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doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
I start a new job in Seoul next week.
I hope it's going to be a good Korea move.
Rain @rainx
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Rain @rainx
Hey, have you guys heard the polish military is developing new parachute technology?
Yeah, it opens on impact!
Archangel Gabriel @gabriel_true
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Archangel Gabriel @gabriel_true
Why was the dollar bill interested in self-improvement?
It wanted to change!
Joaquin Stick @frenesi
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Joaquin Stick @frenesi
A Roman soldier walked into a bar, raised two fingers and said "5 beers please!"
doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
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doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
I just texted my girlfriend Ruth that it's over between us.
I'm Ruthless!
Archangel Gabriel @gabriel_true
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Archangel Gabriel @gabriel_true
Why did the Turkey walk towards oncoming traffic rather than cross the road safely?
To prove he was not Chicken.
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