Song Lyrics

Sequel: Aww yeah, I'm back... bitches! Women are equal and they deserve respect Just kidding, they should suck my dick Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?) I wanna have sex with your vagina (UHH) Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?) Two plus two equals vagina (UHH) My love is like lightning... it gives girls orgasms My dick is like an airplane... it gives girls orgasms I'm the, Wayne Gretzky, of sexual stuff I'm the, Hulk Hogan, of slamming muff I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch I'm the, Shakespeare of enormous cock I'm the, Helen Keller of having sex .. no wait that's a bad example Why did my penis cross the roaaaad? To get to the other Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?) I wanna have sex with your vagina (UHH) Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?) E equals MC vagina I've got present for you right here Actually it's not a present, it's my penis And I like to call it the spear Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis I don't like it when you talk Cause that just means you're not sucking my cock Love is for girls and gays If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways Either you have sex with me... ... or you have sex with me I have really good sex moves (sex moves) That I learned in China (China) I'm a sexual tiger (tiger) And I feed on vagina - RAWRRR Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?) I wanna have sex with your vagina (UHH) Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?) What time is it? It's vagina (UHH) What's the difference Between a girl's mouth, and a girl's vagina? There is none, I want my penis To be inside both of those things I'm a good sex man Girls, love my sex I'm a good sex man Cause my sex, is the best I'm like Jean Claude Van Damme But instead of fighting people I have sex with them

Well, I wrote this song for the Christian youth I wanna teach kids the Christian truth If you wanna reach those kids on the street Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat So I gave my sermon an urban kick My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger That's 'cause Jesus Christ is my nigga Woo! [Verse 2: Jim Colerick] He's a life-changer, miracle arranger Born to the virgin mom in a manger Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger And he died for your sins I preach the word, that's my gig And I rhyme better than Notorious B.I.G All the other MCs, I wish them well But if you live in sin, you burn in hell Now I'ma pass the mic to my lovely wife She's a fly MC and the light of my life So to bust a rhyme without further ado Take it away, Mary Sue! [Verse 3: Mary Sue] Jesus Christ is my nigga He's the son of the original G And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be (What?) Like if another MC says, "You're a freak! You're a lame-butt rapper and your rhymes are weak!" I don't get mad and I don't critique I forgive him, and turn the other cheek I don't blaspheme and I don't brag I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag I do exude a little Christian swag And I'm proud to be an American! [Hook: Both] Jesus Christ is our nigga Let his light shine through ya! Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say hallelujah Jesus Christ is our nigga He's a homie MC, JC, you see He's an honest, caring, peace-loving nigga like me [Verse 4: Both] If you do drugs and you think you're cool You need to come to Sunday school! Put those drugs in a garbage can Stand up tall, you're a Christian man! [Outro: Jim Colerick and Mary Sue] Word up! I'm freestyling! Hit me!

"As a resident of Miami-Dade county it is your right to know the names and likenesses of sex offenders living in your area. As a public service, we've created this video tape, so that you and your friends and family can stay aware, stay safe and maybe even have a little fun. Enjoy." [All] The State of Florida has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you We were bad, but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the sex offender shuffle [Larry Arthauer] I'm Larry Arthauer and I'll refrain From touching my neighbors kid's again What I did was not too kind But I'm a nice guy, you'll come to find I've got a backyard and a real nice pool Y'all should come over for a BBQ We could make some cold drinks in my blender But do keep in mind I'm a sex offender [Vernon Douglas] Vernon Douglas is my name My battery arrest is what bought me fame But there's much more to know about me I love to dance, and I love to ski I zip and zoom on through the snow Just strap on my boots and watch me go But I can't ski until December Till then I'm just a sex offender [Charles Dolling] I'm Charles Dolling, dropping rhymes I've been arrested seven times I know that sounds like a lot But three of those times were for vandalism I feel real bad, I got caught I might do it again, probably not I'm not here to make pretenses I'm here because of my sex offenses [Sam Pound] I'm Sam Pound, I'm number one Apologizing for what I've done Case you're wondering what that was I snuck into a bath room and I fisted my cuz I held her down and watched her struggle Then played with her melons because I like to juggle I’m not here to eat eats those truffles I'm just here to do the sex offender shuffle [Laura Hughes] Hey everybody I'm Laura Hughes Proving that girls can do it too And by it I mean touch your cousin Was it worth it? No, it wasn't. You won't find me in your child's play set 'Cause I gotta wear this ankle bracelet I'm not here to go on a bender I'm here because I'm a sex offender [Marc Burmholdt] Last name Burmholdt, first name Marc I'm moving in somewhere on your block Not in a house, but in a van If you need me to move it, I sure can The last thing I want is any trouble I've learned my lesson from the sex offender shuffle [Arthur Chase] I'm the one they call Arthur Chase They said I didn't have to show my face My first trial ended in a hung jury If I'm found guilty they'll unblur me I'm not the necrophiliac Arthur Chase That's a different Arthur Chase I'm not here to be my own defender I'm here because I'm possibly a sex offender [Terry Polk] Okay real quick, I-I'm not like these people, okay? This is an extortion plot by my ex-wife, who's the only witness, and she's trying to take away my kids and if... I'm not here to pack my duffel I'm just here to do the sex offender shuffle [All] The State of Florida has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you We were bad, but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood We're obliged to admit The crimes of which we were convicted We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the sex offender shuffle

Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night what we've got in store Whisper in my ear that you want some more And I Jizz in my pants This really never happens you can take my word I won't apologize, that's just absurd Mainly your fault for the way that you dance And now I Jizz in my pants Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut

living is easy with eyes closed misunderstanding all you see its getting hard to be someone but it all works out it doesn't matter much to me let me take you down cuz im going to strawberry fields nothing is real and nothing to get hung about strawberry fields forever

When I'm falling down Will you pick me up again? When I'm too far gone Dead in the eyes of my friends Will you take me out of here when I'm staring down the barrel When I'm blinded by the lights, when I cannot see your face? Take me out of here All I believe, and all I've known Are being taken from me, can't get home Yeah, do your worst, when worlds collide Let their fear collapse, bring no surprise Take me out of here Feed the fire, break your vision Throw your fists up, come on with me Just stay where you are, let your fear subside Just stay where you are, if there's nothing to hide