How to come off as more Kittenish?

WOAH WOAH BACK UP THERE JETHRO! First of all I consider myself agnostic, I believe in a higher power, and I'm more than willing to seriously consider another persons point of view. Believe me I know exactly the type that you are talking about, and they piss the ever living shit out of me. I could go on and on, but this is a topic that deserves it's own thread entirely....I'll write it up later. As for the fedora thing? I just have it on because it looks cool, add in a trench coat and i look like something out of a detective movie. I literally imagine myself at my desk on a rainy day with this playing in the background. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt524wGJFqs