Corruption

Granted, but none of them are available were you live. I wish I had perfect grades in all my Uni classes.

Granted but your uni doesn't pay out scholarship. I wish I could breathe in space.

Granted but you freeze to death. I wish I had unlimited money.

Granted but its opposite day I wish I was made of jello

Granted but you were served as Genghis Khan's dessert. I wish to press the red button. ^^ http://www.thinkmaze.com/wp-content/uploads/Red_Button_ThinkMaze.jpg

Granted, but when you press the red button bad luck comes your way. I wish I could run at the speed of light.

Granted but you run into a mountain I wish I could sleep longer

Granted, but you're asleep for eternity. I wish the world is like Skyrim.

Granted - you get eaten by a dragon I wish there were no diseases

Granted, but now the world is twice as populated and wars erupt everywhere over a lack of resources. I wish for a bottomless bag of popcorn.