Corruption

Granted, but then how in the world am I suppose to understand you. I wish I had a water fountain.

Granted, you now have a crappy high school gymnasium water fountain! I wish I had more instagram followers!

Gross and not cool jerk! Granted, now you're super duper overly popular. I wish I had an iguana for a pet.

Is overly popular a thing? Granted, it's a cyborg iguana. I wish to not have allergies...

Don't know. Never been popular. Granted. You don't allergies to what you have now. It's to everything else. I wish I could have a snowball fight with someone.

Hahaha, and who is that someone? Granted, you'd so lose! I wish I had a flying squirrel as a pet.

Take a guess you meanie. Granted. It's a stuffed animal one. I wish I be in a rock band. Not a band with rocks.

Granted, it's not a good rock band and they break up in a year... I wish it was lunch time!

Granted, but you have to go out to a super crappy bar for lunch. I wish I wasn't feeling sick.

Granted, now I don't get to come take care of you I wish I was wrestling a shark right now