Corruption

Granted, it accidentally sits on your house I wish to be home in my warm bed watching cheesy martial arts movies!

What if I was in the house? Granted, but I'd pull a prank and unplug the TV I wish owned a movie theater.

Well then, that would be amazing! Granted, it's always super crowded and there is never any alone time. I wish I be best buds with Switchfoot

Granted, but I'm better buds with them. I wish I owned an Olympic sized pool.

Granted, I'd swim it all the time! I wish I owned a basketball court.

It'd put piranhas in it...kidding~ Granted, it's 5 feet x 3 feet. I wish I new how to play the accordion.

Granted, I'd play it better! ;) I wish I had my own personal helicopter!

Dang it! Granted, it's a toy helicopter. I wish I had a tanystropheus. This is a dino too~

Hahaha, you're so knowledgable about everything! Granted, it's a stuffed tanystropheus. I wish I wasn't listening to Alicia Keys right now...

The encyclopedia is a good friend of mine. Granted, it's JB now. I wish I had an ice skating rink. Melt it and I cry.