Corruption

Oh, how cruel!! Granted, it's an ice castle in Antarctica... I wish I was a smooth dancer!

Hehehe why thank you~ Granted, but I'm a better dancer than you. I wish I had a giant tortoise for a pet.

Granted, I always wanted to try turtle soup.... I wish I was a better swimmer than you!

No no no!! And turtles aren't the same as tortoises dummy... Granted, but I'd send my blasitose after you. I wish I had a restaurant grade kitchen.

Granted, I'd take over the kitchen and fill it with protein powder, liquid eggs, chicken, rice, etc. I wish I lived during the medieval times!

You stay outta my kitchen! Granted, but I'd be a dragon and eat you. I wish I had 4 freezers worth of fish and buffalo. None for you Lux!

Granted, then we can't hang out and eat it together. I wish I was a stuffed animal pikachu!

Fine fine you can have some. Granted, but you'd sadly belong to a mean little kid. I wish I had an army of stormtroopers.

Oh man, I was hoping you'd be the mean little kid. Granted, they are rebellious and don't do what you say. I wish I had a personal chef to make me my meals everyday.

That's why I said sadly. Granted, but it's not me~ I wish I had a model of every plane that ever existed.