Corruption

Jerk... Granted, but you'd get fired after the first games. I wish I had a pet lion.

Granted, I eat it cuz I got curious... I wish I was tired now

You don't eat lions. Granted, but I need to be more tired that you. I wish for a mansion in England.

Oops... Granted, it rains nonstop... I wish to have a pet Sasquatch!

Don't oops me. Granted, but he eats you for breakfast. I wish I had a ranch.

Hahaha! Granted, you now have ranch dressing I wish I could be as talented as Victor Wooten (Look it up!)

Granted but you end up having chronic arthritis in your hands. I wish these two persons above me get a Pikachu kigurumi for Christmas from Santa.

Granted, you get one as well... I wish I can have the ability to understand animals and talk to them.

Granted, now you get to hear all the animals say how much they don't like you... I wish Pika-chan was awake!!

Granted~ but I'd be bugging the crap outta you all day. I wish I had a jar of oreos. Not eaten and don't hide them.