Corruption

Granted, I'm always gonna be better at it! I wish I was telepathic!

>.< granted, but you can't read my mind. I wish I had Luxus's coat because it is awesome and you can't have it.

But it's my coat to begin with... Granted, it smells like me. I wish I had more puppies!

Too bad! I want it and I don't care if it smells like you. Granted, but they're hellhounds and belong to me. I wish to have a General Dynamics F-16XL. Don't forget to look it up~

Granted, I'd steal it first thing and claim it for myself! I wish I was thicker!

Bet you had to look that up huh? ^^ Granted, you'd be an elephant. I wish I owned a desert.

Maybe! Granted, but it's really hot there! I wish I was at home in a blanket with my dogs watching The Protector!

It's a desert so yeah it's usually hot. Granted, but you forgot someone. I wish I had a cherry tree.

granted the cherry tree dies before producing any cherries I wish my book was a #1 seller in the world

Oh a novelist. Granted, but ummm mine's tied with yours. I wish I had a reindeer farm.