Corruption

Granted, it's a haunted pirate ship on the bottom of the sea... I wish for a cute girl to have a nice hot cup of coffee with and some good late night conversation!

Yesss The Flying Dutchman~! Granted, but she'd leave and never come back afterwards. I wish I had a pet kraken that doesn't get beaten by Luffy or Jack Sparrow!

Shoooot! I forgot you'd do that. Granted, it's only the size of your hand. I wish Hogwarts was real and I was accepting to go there!

Hahaha! Granted, but your magic sucks and you'd get kicked out. I wish I could have met Dante Alighieri.

Hahaha, man, you don't want me to succeed! Granted, he died the very next day before he could finish writing the Divine Comedy. I wish I was as cool as Aragorn, and cooler then you! :p

That is an excellent book! Granted, but then Smeagol would be better than you. I wish I had a Malamute.

Granted, it gets eaten by a polar bear! I wish I had a sweet bugatti veyron that would not crash, explode, or be stolen by you!

Not my puppy! Granted, but you were speeding and it was confiscated by the police and your license suspended. I wish I was a tree that couldn't be burned or chopped down.

Hahaha, dang, almost! Granted, you are poisoned and wither and die. I wish I could sleep while working!

Man~ I like being a tree. Granted, but then I'd wake you up. I wish I could play like Mozart.