Corruption

Granted, you accidentally wish to be a woman. I wish I had a Siberia Husky!

Granted, you are stranded with your cold - loving Husky in the Sahara desert. I wish Bleach manga would quicken its pace

Granted, now Bleach ends after the next chapter. I wish I was 20 pounds heavier!

Granted, but you'd lose it the next day. I wish I had a pool of alligators.

Granted, I push you into the pool. I wish I lived in a castle.

I knew you would do that Granted, but it's the size of a four door car. I wish I live in a frozen jungle.

Granted, it's frozen so no animals live there. I wish I didn't have to work at 6:30 tomorrow...

Granted, but you get fired again. Nope kidding. You just have to go to work at 4:30 now. I wish I lived in a mountain.

Granted, there are land slides all the time. I wish my dogs wouldn't always try to steal my food.

Granted, but then I'll steal all of your food. I wish I had a giant robot.