Corruption

I never said you couldn't come, I just want to be there too to make sure Pika doesn't prank you too badly. And if she does to laugh really hard at you. Granted, hmmmm, well, I don't wanna ruin your wish! I wish I had a fire breathing wart hog as a pet!

Granted. It's Natsu. I wish I could be a thunder cloud.

Granted, but you'll turn back to being human in 24 hours and when you do you'll fall from the sky. I wish I could focus more.

Granted, but you have to focus on not focusing I wish I could change the past

Granted, but every time you do something happens to keep it the same. I wish anime was cheaper.

Game still going huh? Cool Granted, but only the terrible anime is cheap. I wish I wasn't annoyed with life.

Granted but you're now annoyed with death I wish I I had a better wish.

Granted, but the wish doesn't work for you. I wish my headache would go away

granted. You now have a nosebleed I wish I had a ranch

Granted, but it's a sauce packet. I wish I knew what to do.