Corruption

>3< granted, it's a matchbox car. I wish I wasn't hungry right now.

Me too! Granted, now you have a tummy ache from eating too much. I wish I was best buds with Matthew Thiessen!

Granted, but I'm better buddies. I wish I had a Lux proof freezer and fridge.

That's super lame! Granted, I hire someone else to break into it... I wish I didn't have to work at all today...

That's super lame! (imitating Lux ^^) Granted, but I wouldn't cook for you. I wish I had a limo.

Granted, I'm not in it. I wish I had my own robot!

-_- granted, it's a Freed robot so it can bug the living daylights outta you. I wish sleep was nice to me.

Granted, now you don't get to talk to me as much! I wish to deadline 280lbs today and not break my back....

Granted, you break your wrist instead. I wish I didn't have food poisoning.

Granted, now everyone else has food poisoning. I wish I wasn't starting to get sick...