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punhero @punhero commented on Pick up lines

punhero @punhero

Mar 31, 16 at 3:02pm

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Uninterested. @coffeelink commented on Pick up lines

Uninterested. @coffeelink

Mar 31, 16 at 6:52pm

GET THE FUCK IN THE VAN! Works every-time.

≧ ManamI ≦ @mamani_nnnn commented on Pick up lines

≧ ManamI ≦ @mamani_nnnn

Mar 31, 16 at 8:01pm

I'm heartless, coz you already took my heart with you. (ゝω・´★)

samuraiboricua @samuraiboricua commented on Pick up lines

samuraiboricua @samuraiboricua

Mar 31, 16 at 8:16pm

does this rag smell like chlorform to you? jkjkjk im a chemist so ive heard that way too much

neito343 @neito343 commented on Pick up lines

neito343 @neito343

Apr 01, 16 at 12:59am

Hmm. There was one girl who would often say "F--- me" when something went wrong, even something as simple as losing some life in Magic The Gathering. And I'd reply with some comment like "It'd be awkward to now?" or "Give me a time and place?" or even "Sure, I'd love to, but now's probably not a good time" After about a week of that, I became a man. Be a smartass, it works I guess? [Unsure if there's any sort of auto censor or rules against any particular words, I'm still kinda new here. But just to be on the safe side, I censored.]