Funny Memories

Well if you want to feel better about yourself LaughingMan. I was reading the manga Fake at my school during some free time in class. When my peers started to jerk me around pestering about what I was reading, calling me a nerd and such. Until the point they ripped the book from my hands. It landed on the floor in the most intense kissing scene (Fake is a Yaoi manga). The guys screamed, called me a freak and ran off swearing never to try to steal a book of mine again. Which they never did. However I did use the books as a weapon from then on. They would pester me and I would open the book up to a scene of two men kissing and say "Run in terror you homophobic jerks! Men kissing! Just wait I am getting the one when they have sex this Friday!" They always would run away and it was always funny, that falling run you see in horror movies.

Here's one you all will love. One day I got home from school to an empty house. I was watching anime when I heard some funny noises. I get up and answer the door, it is my brother's friend. He wants to get something from the house. I told him "My brother isn't here. Try back later." then close the door. Not even a minute later I hear some thuds, I open the door to my room and see the kid in our house. In an instant I have him in a headlock as my dog A-Z barks. I demand to know how he gained entrance into our house. He says "The dog let me in!" and proceeded to try to pet A-Z. I tighten my grip and said "Fat chance of that, he isn't that sort of dog." I was about to integrate him some more when the phone rang, I being the only one home and we having no answering machine had to answer. I answered and in doing so my grip had loosen enough for the guy to get out of my grip, grab a pink umbrella and rush out the door. My mother was on the other line and I said "Damn it mom! Because I had to answer the phone the headlock on the intruder loosened up and the jerkwad got away, stealing a pink umbrella." My mom laughed on the other end. "Honey, if you have an intruder in a headlock, next time don't answer the phone. I think I would understand."

Yes, the kid broke into our house for a pink umbrella. Which I told everyone and that I had him in a headlock. That kid was so humiliated. Mainly for the line "the dog let me in" He got mocked for all parts of that. And rumor also spread not to go near my house cause there was a crazy lady who will put you in a headlock.

It was during the winter when I and my housemates were sitting around watching tv when the power suddenly went out. everyone screamed and my one housemate shouted. "Don't worry I am pumping as fast as I can!" I replied. "your what?" when a light showed up, turns out she was pumping a flashlight. We were relived.