Random story time..

But the slaughtering made him want to kill himself for the slaughter as well, seeing as he killed off his possible worshippers.

Whilst somebody was arguing over a gamesphere with another person, before valve stepped out offering them a steam machine, the two asked about what games they could play on it, eventually one asked about half life three and then...

He sit there whipping them out for a long time, but then duke nukem forever happened, the duke was shocked, a portal opened up though in front of him at that very moment he jumped inside and landed in.

and thus half life 3 came out when his "balls of steel" broke like eggs. One of them the main game, and the other one later DLC for purchase at a later date. Ichirai however was too dead to play them, so ...