When you go #2, you wipe standing up or sitting down?

while we are on disgusting and weird subjects
Do people stare at their creations trying to figure out what they had

I'm not a bitch D: What I wrote about standing up vs sitting down is entirely true! I honestly thought it was interesting to think ~half of people do things one way while the other ~half do it another and neither really knows about the other :/

Quite the intriguing topic... In fact I've never seen this before...
Only time you need to wipe standing up: When you're in a public men's room un-kept =_='

Or else it be as rare to see(Or hear about) as it is to see someone eating and going at the same time. (Which is REALLY disgusting...)

plumbers crack LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO IM DYING
creative ways

standing up
what happens if yur hand touches
the toilet water
grosss