fagoten

lol best funny anime moments https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI

meet my new gf

I can't have sex with more than 1 other person in the bed. I don't know how y'all do the shit, I tried it twice, so I know. First time, I was 15 and my friend was 17, he brought this girl over, this beatiful ass black girl. She had her booty cheeks out, I said "Damn " .. He was like "Bro, I got this girl over here, You wanna tag along?" I said "What?", and he said "Tag team this bitch" I said "Nah bro I'm not good at wrestlin" he said "DO YOU WANNA FUCK THIS BITCH TOGETHER! DO YOU WANNA HELP ME HIT IT". . . Now first of all, why you need help fuckin somebody? Yo dick that little that you need two dicks to work together as a team, like if I had some a chick in the crib I'd be stingy as a muhfucka "EVERYBODY GOTTA GET OUT! THERE'S A GAS LEAK IN THIS MUHFUCKA!" Just lyin' and shit. Not him, this muhfucka sharin' like he Jesus, and you know, I was 15, I couldn't say "No". I said "Sure!" Like my dick was already out, I said "where she at, but I looked over, this fucking guy had his dick out too, I said "Whoa, wh...what're you doin' bro?" He said "We ready to fuck THIS BAD BITCH BRO!" .See I didn't know we was fuckin' the girl AT THE SAME TIME, and you know, seein' my friend's dick terrified me, I said "maybe I should have sex with the girl, by myself for like the first 20 minutes, then you can have her" He said "Nah bro, she gotta leave in like 15 minutes" I said "Wtf .. so wtf you bring her over here for" Then when heard her callin' from the back room she said "You guys ready" like she was expectin' some dick. So I couldn't let her down, We went in there my friend had instructions out, like this muhfucka drew out HOW we was gonna fuck this girl. This dude was serious, he drew stick figures, had both of us in the pussy at the same goddamn time. I don't know what kinda shit this guy was on . . . but I wasn't slidin' my dick in no coochie right beside him, he fucking couldn't even draw, My arm was all deformed and shit and my neck was crooked, then he drew his dick bigger than mine, I said "WHOA" now I ain't measure his dick or nothin, but his dick was like 3 inches, I saw it in my peripheral, he knew damn well my dick was bigger than his, Tf you drawin' my dick for, but I let it go. We only had like 10 minutes left, I said "Yo we can't both put our dick inside the pussy, that's gay ight, and I don't even think that's physically possible. You better find another slot or somethin.". So he said "Ight" the girl layin down on the bed, just stretched out like she good .. And this fucking dude takes his dick, an just shoves it in her mouth, like he ain't give her a chance to inhale or nothin! I said "you a savage. You know so I ain't take no time neitha I put the condom on, I started fuckin' her. I got close to bustin' a nut, I couldn't do it. This guy's ass was all in my face, I said "YO GET YA ASS OUT MY FACE!! Ya ass stink!! I can't concentrate, You need to rotate or somethin!" Like it was his bare ass, and I was tryna close my eyes so I couldn't see it, but I was scared, I ain't wanna close my eyes and accidentally lean my head into his ass! so I had to stay awake, this muhfucka busted a nut and farted in my face at the same goddamn time!!! my dick went soft. I said 'DUDE WTF!!" I punched his ass, It was a reflex, you know, you don't think about things when you in the moment, You can say "I wouldn't of punched his ass" all you want, but you weren't there when the shit happened, ight you didn't hear it like I heard it. I punched the shit out his ass, I said "Fuck you!" I got up, I said "I quit" I walked out, I ain't even pull my pants up, my draws and shit was just around my ankles. I went to the door to leave, I said "Hold tf up" I came back, I said "this is my house, both of y'all get y'all asses out and spray" he said "Bro I'm sorry" "No fuck you, Arthur comin' on in like 20 minutes and I don't wanna see y'all" the whole time I was talkin' tho, I still ain't pull my pants up, so I ain't look as serious as I could have, but I was mad, I couldn't think. this guy done fucked up my life!