ZeldaChan

A nun asked her class, What part of the body goes into heaven first? A little girl raises her hand and says, I know, I know, the top of your head. The nun asks, Why do you say that? The little girl says, Because when you die, you go straight up, and the top of your head goes in first! The nun replies, That makes sense, anyone else? Another little girl says, I know, I know, the tips of your fingers. The nun asks, Why the tips of your fingers? The little girl replies, Because when you put your hands together to pray, the tips of your fingers go into heaven first! The nun says, OK, anyone else? Little Johnny is in the back waving his hand. The nun says, OK, Johnny, please tell us what part of the body goes into heaven first? Your feet! Your feet do, for sure! yells Johnny. The nun, puzzled, asks, Why do you think your feet get to heaven first? Because I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night, and my mom was in there, and she had both her feet sticking straight up in the air, and she was yelling 'Oh God, I'm coming. Oh God, I'm coming!' and if my Dad hadn't been holding her down, I think she would have gone!

:D Do I get a badge with a photo ID now? I do enjoy a neat pair of chopsticks but never have any laying around the house for some reason :\ OH WELL.

Don worry I'm the only one in my hole family how understands English. And ya my family is i so pose and old stile one, they don't get what I'm doing on the internet, and how im interested in so little and to them strange things. And hows your family? ^_^

Dohoho, trust me, I've managed to embrace my weird already lol. It's 10X more fun being not normal :3 Yep. I know how you feel. Never been like everyone else. Ever. lol