Materine

Oh good lord, don't look at me. I can't draw anything outside of a charcoal medium. I'll WRITE, but I sure can't draw! If you're going to be a giant frog, can I hop on your back with a sword, like some fucked up Chairman Mao propaganda poster?

Sure, as long I'm a 6'8 jeet kun do master with fiery red hair, arms as wide as tree trunks, and abs that can grate cheese.

Have your friend initiate a war of succession for the Prussian throne. You have a willing American mercenary right here, willing to reinstate what is Wilhelm's! And what preparation? I get loaded an hour before, and let the funk flow from there! My co-host does most of the work on Berserk, but Good Ol Days is my baby, that's where I control the show! People usually find this ad-lib either utterly endearing or outright repulsive.

Funny you should mention Prussia, my friend. http://www.thelocal.de/society/20130425-49371.html#.UYGQg7W-2uJ I hope I live long enough to see the Kaiser

He was one of many to fall to the sleeping bear known as Russia. I still hate how the British swooped down and took all the credit for the Napoleonic Wars. Austria and Prussia always get the shaft =( You may just be a viking... Or some holdover from the Hanseatic League. That might make us enemies though, since I always play Italian city-states in my grand strategy games (preferably the Venetians)!

Well, historical France is so awesome, from Charles Martel to Napoleon. It's just after the Great War, they're kinda meh (to be fair, a whole generation of men got totally wiped out). What flavor of Slavic are you, as I am part Lithuanian myself. And Danes/Nords are the best of the Scandinavians =)