hatsunemiku23

Goddamn it Jayden xD Once when I was just a wee lad, about 4 years old or so, for some reason, only god knows why I wanted to be a HORSE. So, in the process of "becoming a horse" , I would Naruto run my ass all around my backyard for about 13 minutes until I got tired. So I plopped myself down and thought: damn I'm hungry. So I thought wtf do horses eat? And my small 4 year old mind thought. Oh they must eat GRASS. So my retarded self looks down at the grass and face plants into it eating patches of grass and dirt and I did this for about 30 seconds before thinking. What the hell am I doing? This shit tastes awful. And that is the story of the retarded wanna be horse. ; - ;