I'm just so surprised because you don't fit the typical mold. Like you'd think chicks would see that well-spoken articulation and be all over you like a rock climbing wall. Anyhow, I have a way of blurting out stuff-- carry on!
How can you of all people be a virgin? o_O I had you figured for someone who would run for political office!
*The captain places his head under an industrial-grade stamping press, then brings down the jumbo lever to end this act in a plume of steam*
I found this article quite offensive :P(I found this article in a thread about filthy foreigners on Zhihu)...In fact, points listed in this article can be applied to girls in other Asian countries.Some people are so annoying~~
A few paragraphs are interesting.
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[Old Japanese language] 古代日本語/上代日本語で喋ってみた [奈良擬古文]