Cats&Anime

ikr? i might have caught ebola and died or something for all i know this dude could have been dumpster diving and molested my oreos spreading his germs. i mean yeah the models are pretty but they arent attractive. they dont make me go https://cdn.meme.am/instances/11987691.jpg same goes for girls with really thin legs who wear thigh highs >.> mean they look good but they arent sexy. ^^; i wonder where im gonna find a flatchested girl who is thick at the same time i dont think thats possible lmao

FORGET MODELS i dont want models >:( i want cute irl asian girls in thigh highs. its not the same if it was a model .-. they pretty much consented for the whole world to perv out on their bodies. and idk i dont find them to be cute >.> ik im weird but people everyone else find cute are ugly to me...or maybe i find ugly girls cute and cute girls ugly, who knows lmfao i think they look cute so thats all that matters. i havent seen a snake since i was in the single digits lol idk maybe 7-8? but yeah never seen one since i live in the city so no where for them to go. well to make matters worse he ate a fuck ton of my oreos >:( i wanted to go off on him but my mom said chill. i wasnt gonna eat the pack after that idk where his hands have been idk him like that. (funny how i didnt eat the oreos he touched but i ate the candy from my neighbors hand) but i at least knew my neighbor this guy was a friend of my stepdad's. a complete stranger.

lol taking savage to a new level and becoming an actual savage...eating berries in the backyard next thing you know you'll be skinning a snake and cooking it. omg send me the pics once you take them -///- for research reasons. im uhhh doing a project on cute Asians in thigh highs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) my mom is notorious for that she will have people looking in our fridge like its their house and i look at them like https://cecilymichelle.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/wtf-face-girl-e1427384359130.jpg can i help you? your taking "make yourself at home too far" i once got so fucking pissed cuz my mom made burritos and saved me some and some random guy ate my shit i forever hold a grudge with this dude.

get that shit off my page now XD i wouldnt have cared if you just picked a normal guy but you picked a hairy guy to mess with me cuz of the lap pillow thing. why are we even friends? your too savage for me and its wearing me down lmao ehhh it wasnt really unintentional but then again we were more like friends anyway? so i was kinda friendzoned since the beginning? but anyway if there are any cute single asian girls with a pair of thigh highs in their possession tell them to hit me up >:3 ok if its that serious that they needed to break into my house just to take my trash i might just give them some real food XD they obviously need it. but then again my mom is the type of person to see we dont have any food and she is giving out what little we have to people who dont have food either. like wtf? XD we are both starving but your gonna give away our food so they starve less? you and my mom are both savages this is all i have to say to you two http://youtu.be/zP_10bDxaVo

is your first name 21? cuz your a savage lol literally came up with that myself. yo im serious ik its messed up but its not like i can ship my left over food to them. if they really wanted it my trash is right downstairs. yeah so now im looking for an asian gf (i mean i kinda had one before but that one doesnt count >.> mainly cuz i ended up getting friendzoned somehow?) i mean im open to any race :3 but i have my preferences...leave it to you to hear "thigh" and think chicken lol i mean these thighs http://www.dpaki.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/thighhigh.jpg

YOUR A SAVAGE MAN< DO YOU HAVE NO END TO THE SAVAGERY? thats my burrito we are talking about...precious food, you know how many people go starving? lol i cant talk im a savage too XD my sister once told me "you know how many people would love what you just threw away?" and i replied "they can come take out the trash then"....well there might have been a girl with small boobs....she might have been asian....she might have have had a tight shirt, hey you never know i could be making this up XD orz i wish i would at least it wouldnt make me seem like a perv. BUT I AM >:3 jk jk omg plsssssss im not laying on a guy's lap either way i want a girl with some nice thighs (cuz yeah i have a thing for thighs too dont judge me >.> im sure you like weird things too)

it wasnt spoiled since when does chicken...bought and cooked the same day along with other stuff to make a burrito spoil in a few hours. i just have a habit of not putting stuff back in the fridge but i made sure it was properly secured that way nothing to get to it. literally the only reason she threw it out was because it wasnt in the fridge tbh. i cant put stuff in the fridge XD thats the first place my siblings look when they are hungry. (btw i didnt add anything like sauces or toppings that could spoil if left out) NO IT ISN'T PORN....trust me if i was searching up porn im not looking for "flatchested asian girls" im pretty sure anything with an asian in it is censored. i actually started liking it when i went to college XD which might confuse you even more cuz i bet your like "what does college have to do with flat chested asian girls? or flat chest in general?" but thats not something im gonna tell you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i must hide my shame. pffft FOGET THAT i want a girl to give me a lap pillow QAQ i dont want to lay my head on some dude's hairy lap.

*cough* my client cant answer that question, cuz if he were to answer it would be pretty awkward (no it wasnt porn lmao) im actually super pissed right now tbh i put some food away so i can eat today (like i purposely didnt eat it yesterday cuz i wanted to have something to eat today) then i come downstairs to look for it bragging about how i have food to eat then i find out my mom threw it away like wtf? why? she claimed it was no good how the hell is it no good when i made the food last night. it was one of my favorite foods too thats why im so angry. IDC IF ITS A FRIENDLY LAP PILLOW do you honestly think there is a difference? a lap pillow is a lap pillow...unless its from a guy .-. i dont want one of those.

YOU GOT A LAP PILLOW? orz my life is incomplete man XD funny how i've had irl gfs but never once thought hey lemme lay my head on their lap. *sigh* guess i can wait for that one special yet very poor and unfortunate soul who chooses to call me their bf to give me a lap pillow...maaaaybe while we watch anime? a guy can dream https://static.significados.com.br/foto/foreveralone._sm.jpeg lol if a girl i used to date flames me in a rap im ending my life right then and there im sorry. you cant come back from that especially if it was good. its like getting dissed by someone like a teacher you can never come back http://data.whicdn.com/images/48265742/large.gif hey hey hey idk where your getting your information from but im into flat chests now thank you very much. asiand with flatchests is better. yeah nothing wrong with an assless, boobless, cute asian girl thats hot asf

oh so you love him but he is living the hoe life? sounds like my sister...not that she is living the hoe life but liking the hoe life person. she knows he is a hoe but gets mad when he does that kind of stuff and they arent together but they act like they are and get jealous of each other .-. how does that work? meanwhile im just here chilling enjoying the singles life too (not really i hated QAQ i want a cute gf who will give me lap pillows and wear cute outfits) but im a weirdo and have such high standards so i doubt it will happen XD i love survival stuff like i would totally do it myself but i would probably die the next day from eating a poison plant or something. my mom doesnt have good taste....the fact that you like things she does proves that you might be an old lady lmao not that she is old she is like 37 but still thats kinda old