Cats&Anime

it wasnt spoiled since when does chicken...bought and cooked the same day along with other stuff to make a burrito spoil in a few hours. i just have a habit of not putting stuff back in the fridge but i made sure it was properly secured that way nothing to get to it. literally the only reason she threw it out was because it wasnt in the fridge tbh. i cant put stuff in the fridge XD thats the first place my siblings look when they are hungry. (btw i didnt add anything like sauces or toppings that could spoil if left out) NO IT ISN'T PORN....trust me if i was searching up porn im not looking for "flatchested asian girls" im pretty sure anything with an asian in it is censored. i actually started liking it when i went to college XD which might confuse you even more cuz i bet your like "what does college have to do with flat chested asian girls? or flat chest in general?" but thats not something im gonna tell you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i must hide my shame. pffft FOGET THAT i want a girl to give me a lap pillow QAQ i dont want to lay my head on some dude's hairy lap.

*cough* my client cant answer that question, cuz if he were to answer it would be pretty awkward (no it wasnt porn lmao) im actually super pissed right now tbh i put some food away so i can eat today (like i purposely didnt eat it yesterday cuz i wanted to have something to eat today) then i come downstairs to look for it bragging about how i have food to eat then i find out my mom threw it away like wtf? why? she claimed it was no good how the hell is it no good when i made the food last night. it was one of my favorite foods too thats why im so angry. IDC IF ITS A FRIENDLY LAP PILLOW do you honestly think there is a difference? a lap pillow is a lap pillow...unless its from a guy .-. i dont want one of those.

YOU GOT A LAP PILLOW? orz my life is incomplete man XD funny how i've had irl gfs but never once thought hey lemme lay my head on their lap. *sigh* guess i can wait for that one special yet very poor and unfortunate soul who chooses to call me their bf to give me a lap pillow...maaaaybe while we watch anime? a guy can dream https://static.significados.com.br/foto/foreveralone._sm.jpeg lol if a girl i used to date flames me in a rap im ending my life right then and there im sorry. you cant come back from that especially if it was good. its like getting dissed by someone like a teacher you can never come back http://data.whicdn.com/images/48265742/large.gif hey hey hey idk where your getting your information from but im into flat chests now thank you very much. asiand with flatchests is better. yeah nothing wrong with an assless, boobless, cute asian girl thats hot asf

oh so you love him but he is living the hoe life? sounds like my sister...not that she is living the hoe life but liking the hoe life person. she knows he is a hoe but gets mad when he does that kind of stuff and they arent together but they act like they are and get jealous of each other .-. how does that work? meanwhile im just here chilling enjoying the singles life too (not really i hated QAQ i want a cute gf who will give me lap pillows and wear cute outfits) but im a weirdo and have such high standards so i doubt it will happen XD i love survival stuff like i would totally do it myself but i would probably die the next day from eating a poison plant or something. my mom doesnt have good taste....the fact that you like things she does proves that you might be an old lady lmao not that she is old she is like 37 but still thats kinda old

yes his blue eyes soothes my soul which was disturbed by your cringy fangirling jk jk my mom loves supernatural im like meh i dont really like it. im the type of guy who watches ridiculousness (cuz its funny) and like naked and afraid (i mean sure they blur out the private bits but they didnt blur out that ass B) )...sometimes even the science channel (cuz who doesnt love learning?) hahaha and im sure you enjoy THAT MILK SQUIRTING IN YOUR FACE jk jk lemme stop. we all deserve a reality show my house is lit sometimes like last night a friend of mine got in his feelings cuz the girl he was talking to got cuter but he was already with this other girl (who doesnt look cute imo) so they were asking her if she would go out with this other dude and she said no then one kid replies "so you wouldnt go out with him but your talking to [my friend]" then he turns his head so fast his hat spun around on his head and he was like "what are you trying to say im ugly or something?" idk it was way funnier in person. but there are some pretty lit moments like flame sessions, dance battles, even my brother getting caught dry humping his gf lol

damn i cant find the meme of this kid eating italian ice and saying "do yourself a flavor" rip. yeah but what is the point of having a cat if it wont give you kisses >:u you might as well not have a cat. what you said reminded me of the girl on here named usagi lmao she was pouring milk into a zip lock and it squirted in her face lmao how? then my retarded brother ate cereal out of a bag with chopsticks like what are you trying to accomplish? then he makes a bowl out of aluminum foil to eat his cereal the next time https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/47/74/d4/4774d4e8572511d4547718f4ce752ac5.gif lemme just kill myself real quick XD all faith in humanity is lost

yoooo but like in her eye though? i would like kick that cats ass dude. if you didnt want a kiss then jeez say so not take out my vision permanently. who knows where those claws have been, your eye would get infected and junk that cat would be out of a home so fast i swear. i dont have nightmares either well i mean i do but they are usually stupid and not scary i've seen scarier stuff in person

pfffft forget that i can occupy myself with youtube videos :D but i probably wont sleep tonight cause i just saw a vid of a cat clawing this girl's eye out. at first i thought it was funny but low key that was nightmare fuel .-. it was hilarious cuz she was all like "gimme a kiss gimme a kiss" then that shit scratched her

.-. you sorta lost me there idk what we are talking about now. who cares about them obviously not me lmao cuz them not having a waifu doesnt help me with my "not having a waifu" issues

i cant help it if im a lady killer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) blame mah mama for this beautiful face i have AND THEN BLAME JESUS for this beautifully sculpted V-line. no seriously though i cant help it if someone's heart gets broken >.> i cant please everyone damn WHAT ABOUT MY HEART? i dont have a kawaii waifu to wake up next to every morning and play league with ;-;