Cats&Anime

no no we arent rich what happened is my mom bought the 2 flatscreens as a gift and she took one with her when we went to my grandma's house so the living room in his house didnt have a tv so he bought one then when we came back we brought the flatscreen with us so now we have 3 flatscreens and i just broke the cheapest one. now had i broke one of the more expensive ones he would have killed someone tbh. my house is chaos like im trying my hardest to move dude my family is just annoying as hell. your life is a lie O.O a fish that cant swim? its like being allergic to oxygen XD how do you expect to live?

i felt bad cuz he was seriously pissed like thats the maddest i've ever seen him. but like i was deadset on killing my brother >.> here i am in the kitchen minding my own business trying to make food and he comes up behind me and kicks me between the legs like not in the private but inbetween my legs and that hurts like hell. so i chased after him and like i must of fell or bumped into the tv stand cuz it fell on the edge of the table and punctured the screen. i mean he has another flatscreen to replace it but i still feel bad. yeah swimming is too much work to keep myself up and when i try to swim from one side of the pool to the next i dont get anywhere lmao i would just give up and drown lol

wait seriously? you cant swim? why havent you at least tried to learn? i mean you do realize the world is mostly made up of water right? lol i dont remember how i learned to swim but like i did have a swimming pool when i was smaller. i still feel like i would drown anyway XD swimming is too much work i might just give up and sink to the bottom. funny thing is the day of the storm there was a cat outside my house i was like "amy is that you?". my grandma and her older sister got into it cuz a tree fell so she went outside mid storm just to look at it lmao my grandma gives like literally zero fucks. ohhhh yeah today i pissed the hell out of my stepdad cuz i broke the flatscreen tv chasing down my brother cuz i was gonna murder him for kicking me in the taint

watch you guys get hit with a tornadoe come and hit you guys tommorrow lol jk jk QAQ i dont want amy to be swept away >.> unless ofc she lands in my front doorstep so i can take her for myself. but thanks im more worried about my grandma cuz the storm is hitting her hrader where she lives than over here and she doesnt even care she is over there eating pizza and junk

"you be calling all your homegirls like im his wife, hell nah you trippin re-evaluate your life" lil yachty is a savage. me im just getting ready for this hurricane thats about to pass through here...its called hurricane mathew but i keep calling it hurricane chris

haha my favorite rapper? not even XD not even close to being my fav infact i dont have a fav i would like one rapper one minute then get tired of playing their songs

yeah lol thats how i make a living child support stripping it works for me and it will work for you lol XD still doesnt change the fact that your a granny

lmao hit the baby daddy with the child support and then strip your practically a billionaire XD but wait...how are you a grandma before your own mom?

she can handle herself mom XD she isnt a kitten anymore http://cleanmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/75FoodAgain.jpg i think you need to talk to your mom you wouldnt want her to find out about your secret life https://img.ifcdn.com/images/a1f1b15d4ea487b61208d21d4c87ae1bd3364fa1fa9aa5ad3e60134155370022_1.jpg it will break her poor little heart "that cant be my little baby stripping on the pole, just this morning we sat down and ate belvita while watching cartoons"