Munchkin Stories

Dumb little story from school. There was this girl that really liked pink. Like really, really liked pink. Every time I saw her. She wore pink pants, pink shirt, pink backpack, pink notebooks, pink everything bruh. She wore every single shade of pink. Everyone knew her as pink girl. I wouldn't be surprised if she also wore pink underwear as well XD. Long story short. I’m a sarcastic lil shit. I always had my pink puns locked and loaded for pinky. Here's some other dumb shit that I remember saying to her. https://i.ani.me/0327/2911/grey.jpg Me: What do you call a pink fruit? Her: what? Me: *Says her name* https://i.ani.me/0327/2911/grey.jpg Her: *walks in wearing rose* Me: In a sarcastic voice. Huh mam? That's actually rose, which is actually a shade of red, not pink. Thank you. https://i.ani.me/0327/2911/grey.jpg She once asked me if she could barrow a pen. Me: with a smile and sarcastic tone, "yeah but it's not pink, is that ok?" *smiles* Her: *smiles* yeah it's fine It would have been really funny if she was like. Eew! Get that non pink shit outta my face you degenerate non pink normie! Lol https://i.ani.me/0327/2911/grey.jpg Her : *she walks past me* Me: *starts singing the pink panther song* "durum durum durum durum durum duruuuummm" https://i.ani.me/0327/2911/grey.jpg I haven't seen the pink panther in years. I low key wonder whatever happened to pinky Lol

Halloween stupidity bruh. There’s this Halloween tradition in a few places in Mexico where kids and teens anywhere from elementary all the through high school get together on Halloween and throw eggs at each other. A Halloween egg war. Little groups from the same school or different schools get formed. We go to egg war during Halloween. This shit was so fucking fun bruh. It was mostly guys participating in the Halloween egg wars. But that doesn’t mean that female eggs squads weren’t formed Lol. I remember one year. A group of girls from my middle school ambushed us. Not gonna lie. They got us good. We went on the counter attack! Chased them to the middle school. Note that it was the dead of night, so nobody but us were at the school Lol. Girls took refuge in the girls’ restrooms. None of guys dared go in there. We waited them out for like half an hour, but we eventually got bored and left. Girls had it all planned out. Them bishes were cunning as hell! Xd On another year. The days preceding Halloween. A dude on one of the opposing teams told us they had an egg cannon mounted on a truck. Ready to be used on Halloween. We were like man STFU! You ain’t got no egg cannon! Then we started second guessing ourselves. What if they do have an egg cannon? Maybe we should change out tactics? Hahaha! They didn’t BTW. MF be bullshiting hard. Then on another year, I remember we got on top of a three-story building and started spraying eggs xD. High vantage point. We got them MF good. So many fun memories from the egg wars. I wish I had recorded some of it. I found this video from another part of Mexico where this egg tradition also takes place. The fun starts at the 10 min mark. Gives a good idea of the atmosphere and vibes of the stupidity at hand xD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrwfT36A_Xo