The next user posting here...

I love naps but don't power run or receive headpats from strangers Next user is Santa Claus

Look at my pfp. I am indeed, Santa Claus. Next user agrees to be my little elf assistant and do my bidding. An empire, I shall build.

It depends on what you want me to do Next user is South Pole Santa and is in a gang war with North Pole Santa

I lost the gang war. Penguins betrayed the squad! Next weeblet does dabs in the shower https://media.tenor.com/UaPOwMCYsG8AAAAM/love-live.gif

Nope Next user was the penguin that sabotaged the South Pole Santa

No, I was actually the one who sent that penguin assassin. I am born of the north, where my breath is long winter! Oh wait, that's Talos. Uhh yeah, I totally murked that fraudass Southern Santa. Next user wants to sleep with a penguin girl. By the way the penguins name was Rico.

No idea what this person said Next user is Patchy the Pirate

I thought we went over this! I'm Santa! The *real* Northern Santa! Not "Sea Cyclops dies for the One Piece Johnson" . Next user wishes I had never put on the Santa hat. My awesomeness is just way too much to bear.

I don't mind the Santa hat Next user tortures fairies in their basement