The next user posting here...

Does this mean I get to go home earlier today? Next user is currently running for president of the USA

Ha, people have told me that before. But I'm still not old enough to be president yet. The next user knows where to find what's left of Jimmy Hoffa.

I ate that guy for leftovers Next user is popping holes in my bed while I sleep (whoever that is stop making me deflate XD)

Hm. Seems to me like you shouldn't have gotten an air bed. Shame, shame, shame. Anyways now with THAT malarkey taken care of... the next user has a huge bed that will never be fully utilized. There's room for like 5 people on that thing.

Lies! XD Next user is forward facing Phineas

I don't know what the hell that means. I don't understand dweeb talk. Imma say yus regardless Next Weeblet licks fish sticks

I don't think I've ever had a fish stick Next user collects old MLP dolls

Indeed. I brush their hair every night, make sure they're clean and the hair stays as it was since day one. I also have unopened Celestia and Derpy Hooves figures. The next user actually cares for their collections and does not allow even a dot of dust to fester.

I don't have any collections Next user has an abundant manga collection

I yeah, yeah, my collection includes -Kawaii Calamity: Cute Chaos Meets Mischief -The Silly Goose Shonen Serenade -Alephs and Ghost slice of life (lil homo) isekai adventures -and much much more! Next webleet likes power naps after running a 5 km run and receiving headpats from absolutely strangers from the street