Farts only on Tuesdays.
Has an incest kink
lmao....i'd say the same for you but.....
Has a bellybutton kink (tho knowing you, that could be true xD)
Likes to stalk people from 5-10pm
Speeds up when the light turns yellow
Plans on becoming president
Worships Donald Trump
worships hillary clinton
Wants to trip on acid
Thinks boobs are better