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Make A Lie Aboout The Person Above You

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gurren921
<3

Likes to roam around the streets at night clipping toe knows off of homeless people

Sep 13, 17 at 12:49pm
xenalina

Has watched porn on school premises.

Sep 13, 17 at 8:34pm
axlex
<3

Actually an old cat lady

Sep 13, 17 at 8:49pm
burninghalo
<3

Wears exclusively pink boxers

Sep 13, 17 at 8:52pm
xenalina

Swallows his prescription without water

Sep 13, 17 at 8:52pm
burninghalo
<3

^ Not a lie. Back when i was on meds i did dry swallows. #manliness

Sep 13, 17 at 8:54pm
xenalina

Same my brotha, I remember the school nurse giving me dirty looks every time I swallowed that pill dry.

Sep 13, 17 at 8:56pm
a_wesley_g
<3

Knocked that school nurse out cold for giving her those dirty looks.

Sep 13, 17 at 9:08pm
gurren921
<3

Stole all the bandages from the school nurse and sold them for a dollar a piece at recess next to the dodgeball game, hence how he got the nickname Scabbing Sammie. If yah didn't pay Sam, yah got a scab

Sep 13, 17 at 9:45pm
cerealia

Sleeps with eyes open.

Sep 13, 17 at 10:00pm
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