Likes to roam around the streets at night clipping toe knows off of homeless people
Has watched porn on school premises.
Actually an old cat lady
Wears exclusively pink boxers
Swallows his prescription without water
^ Not a lie. Back when i was on meds i did dry swallows. #manliness
Same my brotha, I remember the school nurse giving me dirty looks every time I swallowed that pill dry.
Knocked that school nurse out cold for giving her those dirty looks.
Stole all the bandages from the school nurse and sold them for a dollar a piece at recess next to the dodgeball game, hence how he got the nickname Scabbing Sammie. If yah didn't pay Sam, yah got a scab
Sleeps with eyes open.