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115 @siruboo commented on BAD JOKES =D

115 @siruboo

Jul 18, 16 at 11:55pm

i screwvadived the other day. screwing in a dumpster then after went dumpster diving

Cinnamoon @cinnamoon commented on BAD JOKES =D

Cinnamoon @cinnamoon

Jul 19, 16 at 4:38am

I was out with my dad at a Japanese restaurant a few weeks ago and he spilled some soup. I said, "Dad, you got soup on your shit." And he goes, "Oops! MISO MESSY!" ...yeah.

J.A.M. @joseph87mar commented on BAD JOKES =D

J.A.M. @joseph87mar

Jul 20, 16 at 3:37pm

A girl walk into a bar and says, "OW."

InfernalMonsoon @infernalmonsoon commented on BAD JOKES =D

InfernalMonsoon @infernalmonsoon

Jul 20, 16 at 4:12pm

I miss my umbilical cord. I grew attached to it. What's E.T. short for? Because he's got little legs. How many lives does a Nazi cat have? Nein! A man goes to the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his arse. The doctors describes his condition as stable. That last one's probably a bit too far ._.

J.A.M. @joseph87mar commented on BAD JOKES =D

J.A.M. @joseph87mar

Jul 20, 16 at 4:40pm

What's Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1 What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wasa-b! How did the frog die? He Kermit suicide!

Lamby's moth mommy @horrormanga21 commented on BAD JOKES =D

Lamby's moth mommy @horrormanga21

Jul 20, 16 at 4:40pm

did you hear about the broken the pencil it was pointless

J.A.M. @joseph87mar commented on BAD JOKES =D

J.A.M. @joseph87mar

Jul 20, 16 at 4:45pm

What did the wall say to the ceiling? I'll meet you at the corner. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You're too young to be smoking! What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? José and Hose B.

Lamby's moth mommy @horrormanga21 commented on BAD JOKES =D

Lamby's moth mommy @horrormanga21

Jul 20, 16 at 4:48pm

did you hear about the measuring tape ahhh never mind you wont get it its too long xD