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Super-Guitarist Curly

22 year old Male
Taken
Last online about 8 hours ago
I'm here to rock your world, baby, France
Shitass is indeed, not relevant anymore.

Certified lover of Rock! Metal! Let the show continue!

I'm the sexy French druglord, Curly! Batshit crazy one, that.

Perhaps a bit obsessive, as well.

"Ongo and Bongo fought the nine Egyptian gods and won." - Google Translate 2024

I don't even know

Why are you even reading this? No one reads these.

Well, since you're here, and there's likely nothing I can do to make you not here at this point... Wanna hear something funny? So, there's this scientist, and he turns himself into a pickle. He's called "Pickle Rick". Funniest shit I've ever seen.

Your next line is "This Frenchie actually thinks that shit's still funny"
I do indeed, still believe it funny.

Random disclaimer: I am quite obsessed with Poison. It's in my fantasies, to my way of life, to even my gaming playstyles. The perfect... Poison. It's just beautiful, isn't it? Nearly everything's at least a bit toxic in some way, shape or form.

That said, I would definitely, like actually sensually fuck a Grimer or Muk. If you can't vibe with that... No offense, but you've more than likely come to wrong place searching for a friend. Heh. I'm not your type.

Also, whoever invented tapioca is a damn bastard.

Also I'm still the world's best Guitarist! Well. Not yet. But I'm good enough to play whole sentences outta my guitar! Don't believe me? Heh heh. All you gotta do is ask, you know. Jimmy Hendrix's old ass skeleton is already trembling!

Also, If you're here to be lame and boring, then git! Shoo! If that's you, then, should I laugh, or yawn? It's a tough choice!

Also, full throttle at all times, my friends! If you ain't standing out, you ain't worth looking at!

That is all.