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same here

Sep 14, 13 at 2:38pm

When I was in girl scouts, my mom was the leader. It was just when those awesome long fire place starter lighters came out. I was a bit of a pyro. So I stole it, went into the church bathroom (where we held girl scout meetings), proceeding the light paper towels on fire, and then well... freaked out, threw it in the trash can, then proceeded to pour water on it through scoopfuls of my hands. Needless to say, lots of smoke, 911 was called. And I blamed it on a "bathroom smoker". Shhh.... don't tell anyone.

Sep 14, 13 at 8:02pm

How do you report a crime from another state?

Sep 14, 13 at 8:06pm

LOL It was so long ago. And technically nothing burned down. And I was underage. So nothing would happen. Plus, I learned my lesson. That was enough panic for me. ^_^

Sep 14, 13 at 8:27pm

I also laughed in the face of a guy who tried to kiss me once. For whatever reason, he had a really funny closed eyes about to kiss face. Totally ruined the moment. I couldn't take it seriously at all.

Sep 14, 13 at 8:28pm

Your just piling your list of crime that I report to the Police XD.

Especially for the crime you did for the poor guys heart

Sep 14, 13 at 8:45pm

I couldn't help it. It was hilarious! Like laughing at a cat that belly flops from a book shelf to the floor! And it was only a first date. He shouldn't have been speeding like that anyways.

Sep 14, 13 at 8:50pm

What are you? the first date police officer? and instead of ticket that cause you to money you give tickets of humiliation?

Sep 14, 13 at 9:18pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! I'd TOTALLY take that job! Just randomly spawn near couples violating rules and issue tickets in a cute outfit! I'm totally there. SIGN ME UP!

Sep 14, 13 at 9:21pm

Poor couples, they have to get harass by some women who thinks a first date police actually exist.

What a cute outfit to you?

Sep 14, 13 at 9:27pm
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