Confessions

twitch tv copy pasta? ah~ so your also a man of culture

Did you really just say you have a low IQ http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/016/729/large.jpg Jk jk

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand StarTrek. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Kirk's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike StarTrek truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Spock's existencial catchphrase "Live long and prosper," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons.

The quote might not be mine (it's on one of my favourite t-shirts), but I would cradle Patrick Stewart's bald head like a virgin who gets to fondle breasts for a first time.

I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Gene Roddenberry's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. :joy: And yes by the way, I DO have a tattoo of Kirk giving a reach around to Picard. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

I confess im really bad with girls >.> i gave this one girl a slice of pizza way back like a month ago and ever since she has been nice to me. But my friend brought it to my attention that i often curve the hell out of her cuz she would always say hi to me and smile and i would say hi back then immediately say "wait who the hell is that?" And when she gave me a hug today i didnt even get up to hug her i stayed sitting down .-. #Reasons WhyImSingle