You're Unattractive

Careful, I might tap that snugglebutt while you grab your beer.. Also @Eddo get outta here! That snugglebutt is mine, not Marias!

@Ed That's a very common misconception. Even though Maria and I would clearly dominate the world together and probably end up killing each other in the process of trying to become sole dominaters of the universe, we are not in any way sexually involved @Max I'd say my gf would cut you if you did, but honestly, she'd just ask you to make a pic or take a vid of it and mail it to her or something. Her literal words: "Hun, if you ever cheat on me, do it with a guy, and take pictures, or beter still, a video. Then I'll be able to forgive for sure" Also, I love how you just kind of expelled Ed. I'm hearing an Italian mobster stereotype voice: "Ey Vinny, get outta here!"

@Ed At this point I'm never sure if you're trolling or not. Unless you changed a lot over the last 5 or 6 months, I don't think you're that physically unattractive. The talking to women thing seems to be a big issue with most people I talk to on here. In short, none of that makes you a bad person

@Ed It's really hard to see on the pictures because of the angle they were taken in, but you don't look like you're 'Murican fat or anything like that. Plus the fact that I see cute girls with slightly overweight guys in my surroundings all the time. Most of them are gamer or anime guys and have this dark or dry sense of humour. It's a new trend or something, I don't know. Maybe the Dutch are just more progressive =P

@Ed Just to be sure, I'd go for full frontal nudity =P I'm just saying that you don't strike me as ugly and the interesting part: the fact that you consider yourself to be ugly might actually hinder your chances with women more than if you actually were as ugly as you're making yourself out to be