If you need help

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/02/violin-steve-buscemi.gif You're welcome.

https://media.giphy.com/media/l41m0vdJHMZyhiRDW/giphy-facebook_s.jpg

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_in_content_image/iraztdd7shvdbvep9tfm.jpg I'm the memelord of MO.

That's a good idea, but he's already expressed an unwillingness to do so... He's trolling and aside from what little you can do on MO you can't do much. troll2 trōl/Submit verb gerund or present participle: trolling 1. informal make a deliberately offensive or provocative online posting with the aim of upsetting someone or eliciting an angry response from them.

I have, now be a big boy, get your big boy pants on and do something more productive, the reason for this post was to reach out to people that are hurting, and you're trying to provoke them with questions that are provocative and make the original poster uncomfortable, so I don't really feel like what I did was undeserved.