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no1special8
Your dad must be a thief, because he took the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes
wertingman
If your were a pokemon, I'd pik-a-chu all the time
vampire_neko
Want to come over to my place and watch anime?
sanfi
Apr 03, 16 at 3:56am
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
serah2012
Apr 03, 16 at 4:11am
"Nice shoes" Somehow that worked on me back in '04 I'm ashamed to admit that.... Have you been to the "Lost Village"? Cause I wanna get lost on you (girl on top) Lol... New anime that just started.
sanfi
Apr 03, 16 at 5:17am
Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
vampire_neko
http://pm1.narvii.com/5819/2192363a038570bb162837f60d9be81d292966a8_hq.jpg http://pm1.narvii.com/5819/354323bf3123c499f082446e8b0fd34663a435e9_hq.jpg http://40.media.tumblr.com/9bb43c32a2fa89ac019cf78c2deec515/tumblr_mpvr9rWQHg1ru61rdo1_500.jpg http://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ya744IVi1ru61rdo1_500.jpg
otaku2001
Kirito: nice skirt, what's the drop rate.
kjdreamer2
"You are a star that shines brighter then every star in the universe. That is why I wish for you. My wishing star" lol so cheeeeeesssyyy xD
butterygod
Apr 05, 16 at 5:24pm
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!" Works every time. Well, if you can get a girl near you first.
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