Best Saying ?

"My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger." -Billy Connolly

Obligatory, so I apologize to those with out a sense of humor. My best friend gave me the best advice He said each day's a gift and not a given right Leave no stone unturned, leave your fears behind And try to take the path less traveled by That first step you take is the longest stride If today was your last day And tomorrow was too late Could you say goodbye to yesterday? Would you live each moment like your last? Leave old pictures in the past Donate every dime you have? If today was your last day Against the grain should be a way of life What's worth the prize is always worth the fight Every second counts 'cause there's no second try So live like you'll never live it twice Don't take the free ride in your own life If today was your last day And tomorrow was too late Could you say goodbye to yesterday? Would you live each moment like your last? Leave old pictures in the past Donate every dime you have? Would you call old friends you never see? Reminisce old memories Would you forgive your enemies? Would you find that one you're dreamin' of? Swear up and down to God above That you finally fall in love If today was your last day If today was your last day Would you make your mark by mending a broken heart? You know it's never too late to shoot for the stars Regardless of who you are So do whatever it takes 'Cause you can't rewind a moment in this life Let nothin' stand in your way Cause the hands of time are never on your side If today was your last day And tomorrow was too late Could you say goodbye to yesterday? Would you live each moment like your last? Leave old pictures in the past Donate every dime you have? Would you call old friends you never see? Reminisce old memories Would you forgive your enemies? Would you find that one you're dreamin' of? Swear up and down to God above That you finally fall in love If today was your last day And, I think that about covers it. :P If you want real advice, let this be it. Life is truly what you make of it.

If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen? -Steven Wright

"Get your feet wet" is what it said on my breakfast... Makes me think they want someone to do a footjob...

I̶'̶v̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶o̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶y̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶s̶.̶ "̶G̶e̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶v̶a̶n̶.̶"̶ Here's a real one. "Never underestimate how crazy you become when feelings are involved."