This Is Fine

I once had a fire on my stove, flat mate was freaking out while I just let it burn out and kept him out of the kitchen. It was a grease fire on a metal stove - not a whole lot to get burned, so I just let it burn out, scraped the ashes and cleaned the stove. Some people just don't know how to deal with stuff in a calm manner.

Client/customer: "Can you make this modification and add a few more features to the system you built? By the way, we need everything rolling by next week/in 4 days." Boss: *looks at me* Me: "Of course, sure. I can do it." #any variant of these types of requests

When I run into the wall and tell it to get out of my way BUT IT WON'T. O:< So rude. Soooooooooooooooo~ I just let it stay there. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*highfives laughingman_dd* :}D

Dinner time. Threw a take-and-bake pizza in the oven, poured myself something to drink and hopped onto the couch. I turned on the TV and on was Michael Bay's Transformers. Luckily the oven beeped.