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Pick up lines.

reaeryn
Apr 03, 16 at 1:13pm
You must be a keyboard... because you're just my type. :P
yamadaed
Apr 03, 16 at 1:16pm
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sanfi
Apr 03, 16 at 1:21pm
@Ed Best. Pick up. Line. Yet! *claps*
ceresbane
Apr 07, 16 at 8:16pm
It's not like I wanted to talk to you or anything but putting on this facade because I'm actually really flustered by how pretty you are b-baka.
queenmemester
You still using internet explorer? You must like it nice and slow bby. ;);)
axlex
Apr 07, 16 at 8:32pm
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
sanfi
Apr 08, 16 at 5:00am
Are you a woodchopper? Because you make my wood chop! (Came up with it myself, so sorry if it doesn't really work)
ceresbane
Apr 09, 16 at 5:40am
https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEduEGNosNvCekpVe/giphy.gif
lenny82
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. No one has really used a pick up line on me before tbh. A guy shouted 'nice boobs' at me once if that counts lol
ceresbane
Apr 09, 16 at 6:10am
Well I personally appreciate the gentleman drawing attention to the fact that a woman has nice assets. It is a very bro thing to do to proclaim to all nearby men that the woman in the vicinity is highly desirable. And all men approve as demonstrated here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYt0WbDjJ4E
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