This is for a special girl that i will one day meet :3

lol, it didn't occur to you that maybe some people may be seeing multiple people at once? We're all single, but for different reasons. There's George Clooney single, then there's "I'm a nice guy, why won't girls love me" single.

Oooh, I sure got #rekt. Who's the one writing poems? Who's the one telling you that women are not goddesses you should offer yourselves to? That you're just as good as any of them, that you shouldn't be such a floor mat? Come on, don't be dumb. You're better than that. I may not be George Clooney, but I'm damn closer to him than any of you. And *you* can change that too.

This is for a special girl I will one day meet - PUNCH INTO HER FACE, DISLOCATING HER JAW - Damn right

LMFAO! Omfg I feel so bad for this, kinda: @kidpool and @ffftitans, I love you guys. Seriously. ffftitans respectfully encourages, but kidpool just does not give a f*ck! @ffftitans, I don't think anyone really understood what you were trying to say, but I definitely do, you're a good guy bro. To the ones who didn't understand, education goes a far way, ignorance may be bliss, but stupidity seems to be infectious.

*reads thread* So this is why he wanted to die. Giving his life to be friend-zoned As for being single, well, no. I'm not. But if guys are writing Blues Clues Poems then it's no wonder why they're single. How OLD is this guy? 17? 18?

I get girls to love me by jerking off outside their windows while I draw hearts with the condensate of my labored breath. If they pick up the phone or leave the room after they see me, I know then they don't love me. :( I thought I'd contribute my own love haiku. Blissful is your being Immaculate and supreme My beef burrito