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Me: *literally anything*
You:
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Funmusicorn @funmusicorn In your dreams maybe
Triscuit @bob_loblaw "Maybe" insinuates it's a possibility
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn For you to have wild dreams? For sure maybe
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https://media.tenor.com/0I7zDIF4cMkAAAAC/wisdom-wisdomous.gif
Ok I guess it's been a month since I had posted that before xD Geez where does the time go?
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn How original
Triscuit @bob_loblaw OG
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My wisdomous is...
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Funmusicorn @funmusicorn ???
Triscuit @bob_loblaw My wisdomous is thanks to my intelligence and great leadership
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn Your what
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https://media.tenor.com/H38F447xwxEAAAAC/servamp-pick-up.gif
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn what is going on here
Triscuit @bob_loblaw It's a 1:1 scale representation of me picking you up
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn Oh yes ofc, totally 1:1
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn The real question is why you would pick me up though
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Maybe you fell down and couldn't get back up
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn Cause i'm that weak
Triscuit @bob_loblaw I'm gonna get you a walking cane :)
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn Too weak for that
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https://media.tenor.com/0I7zDIF4cMkAAAAC/wisdom-wisdomous.gif
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn damn been a few days since i last logged on huh
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Fortunately for you my wisdomousness is timeless
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn You do indeed not get smarter
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Me using my big brains
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Funmusicorn @funmusicorn me doubting you
Triscuit @bob_loblaw I had already foreseen and calculated that. Predictable are your actions. Simple is the game to me.
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn Let's pretend you did foresee it, what could you use that info for.
Triscuit @bob_loblaw One moment....... Ok sorry for that pause, I was just calculating the density of dark matter in the galaxy GN-z11 in the Ursa Major constellation. So going back to your question... oh hold on........ ahh yes, the theory of relativity DOES break down in logic in relation to the center of a black hole... Anyways, pardon me for that tangent... and I apologize if my belt buckle is distracting, it's required for restraining the thermal expansion I experience when unraveling the impossible...
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Oh right... what could I use info of the foreseen? The better question would be what couldn't I use that info for?
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn there are easier ways to avoid a question
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Things are easy when you have these brains
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn oh you have more than one? interesting
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Sometimes it can seem like it to others uwu
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn hahaha because you are so braindead one dead brain didn't seem sufficient?
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https://media.tenor.com/SvOmKXm9RN8AAAAC/miyano-pick-up.gif
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn do you think i'm super tiny, cause i'm not haha
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Maybe I'm super big
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn outwards or upwards
Triscuit @bob_loblaw What if it's both? Along with inwards?
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn Then you should change your name from mcnutty or u catfish
Triscuit @bob_loblaw I'm definitely a catfish tho
Triscuit @bob_loblaw irl I'm Irish and very hairy
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn Exactly how i imagined
Triscuit @bob_loblaw And here I am, still imagining...
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn i am proud you are capable of using your brain for that long~
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You, a sub, trying to get on my level of dom
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Funmusicorn @funmusicorn what a cutie, also you are the mat right?
Triscuit @bob_loblaw You mean the mat on the sideline watching you you fail? xD
Triscuit @bob_loblaw I'd pick you up after you fall to the ground tho uwu
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn how nice of you, almost doesn't recognize you
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Dear diary, she called me a "drama queen" again.
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Funmusicorn @funmusicorn i can also call you queen of drama if you prefer uwu
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Applicable names you can call me:
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Master
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Mentor
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Idol
Triscuit @bob_loblaw My Liege
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Anything else that is a synonym for any of those names.
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn I will call you none of the above
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I'm the dom now
https://media.tenor.com/7NTsQv3_miQAAAAC/look-at-you-now-look-at-me-how-you-like-that.gif
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Also, just know that I'd sell you and your entire family tree into human trafficking just to hold her hand for 5 minutes
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn Good for you drama queen