what is the most embaressing thing u ever did infront of an old or new crush i want to know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, My bf walked into me changing twice, and the thing is, instead of going out and closing the door, he walked in and sat with a poker face expression on his face....-___-

So one night I was walking along my then time gf. She was smiling up to me so, genius that I am, I think it'd be cute to poke her cheek. What's the worst thing that could happen right? So I raise my hand, pinky straight out and realize it's a lot harder to aim while walking. But I've already come this far so I poke and then - eye gouge （　ﾟДﾟ）σ(≧.≦) I couldn't have hit her eye if I had wanted to so the one time I have no intention of doing so

For me I would say or type the wrong things to them. Like at first I won't notice but then shortly after I said or seen what I put. I found freak out a little and apologize too much. ><;

Probably in middle school where she sat diagonally in front of me, the desks were in bad shape, and I slipped and broke my desk trying to get up. That chick was a pretty dirty w**** anyways, I was naïve

I've tried and fallen or said some pretty stupid things in front of a member of the opposite sex I've been interested in, but it usually wouldn't be the main reason they weren't interested in me.

I was suffering from lack of sweets at the moment ~_~ and...I got my gangster on...You'd think I'd be crazy when I have too much sugar but for me its the opposite.. I was all "Heeeey!! Wazzup my Homeo Oreo!!! My home slice!! My home skillet biscuit!!! Wazzup Shawty!!! " Yeah And it gets worse as I continue ~_~ I even dod my fail ganster pose TT_TT