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How to get otaku girl?

hiretsunaotaku
I advice you start message like this "Hello beautiful very nice day today to send me ur bobs and vagene"
arc
Apr 16, 22 at 11:46pm
You have to learn how to secrete slime out of all your orphices
sobo275
Apr 17, 22 at 1:18am
Simple, just lose a dimension and become two dimensional.
projectotakux
For serious answer: put yourself out there, go to conventions or to group meet ups and meet girls and look confident. Also try getting her into your interests if you keet her outside of cons and talk on places like this. This is coming from a socially awkward aspie dude.
joemama711
Wear tight pants and have a ass, at least 6, inches and a 700 credit score.
siruboo
Apr 17, 22 at 2:00pm
area 51 has some ive heard
kuharido
Apr 17, 22 at 2:01pm
Obtain yaoi manga, place box with stick propping up box, attach string. Place yaoi under box, pull string when otaku girl gets under box distracted by yaoi manga. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0a/1a/c4/0a1ac4edbe6c6335fe7ab4166eb6a50a--vampire-boy-wolfram.jpg
burninghalo
@sobo275 , I'll take that dimension if you don't need it. Me and an old friend have a score to settle...
alexthegreat
My friend Latino told me that girls love virgins because as much as guys like taking a girl's virginity, women do too. At least my friend has told me this so far; this is not true. So, step 1 be a virgin; step 2, have confidence; step 3, read the room, and don't overthink. Step 4 Treat and talk to her how you want to be treated and talked to.
a1ephy
Apr 17, 22 at 3:49pm
Aha? I see, I see. This outta come in handy https://c.tenor.com/vUTJZwCfW8gAAAAi/notes-love.gif . https://c.tenor.com/kNpw94GaIG8AAAAC/eat-paper.gif
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