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cero
Apr 01, 21 at 6:25pm
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dyadka_yar
Dyadka Yar's Dating Tips: When it comes to spending a night with your girl/guy or hitting the gym. Always hit the gym. You get small and she will leave you.
sobo275
Apr 01, 21 at 6:31pm
Just be this fucking goober lmfao, I remember seeing this live. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvms4sP7CLk
yaasshat
Ah, but in an ironic twist, as you get older you'll learn that many women like the "dad bod". Not really bad dating advice, just observations. So, again... Gotta ask about them sammich making and beer fetchin'skills. A growing boy does work up a mighty thirst and hunger after working out.
cero
Apr 01, 21 at 6:36pm
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jacobl89
Apr 01, 21 at 6:38pm
yaasshat @yaasshat Not gonna lie, the dad body is what my current girl likes about me.
cero
Apr 01, 21 at 6:43pm
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nebelstern
Be a dreamer. Trust me, women love it when you speak about your dreams.
jesper0
Apr 02, 21 at 4:35am
Turn gay plenty of men in the sea.
hiretsunaotaku
Swoop in, like a pterodactyl, for the kiss to assert dominance every time you meet him/her.
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