Flirt and pickup lines
yaasshat @yaasshat
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yaasshat @yaasshat
My usual go to is "Hi". Gets 'em every(out of a few dozen) time. I might even throw in an awkward blank stare for good measure.
Criselington @criselington
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Criselington @criselington
Are those your eyes or did someone take the stars from space and shove them in your face?
AspieChu @projectotakux
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AspieChu @projectotakux
Is that a metapod in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
Criselington @criselington
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Criselington @criselington
So like, there is weather outside.
Xinpaca @xinmage
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Xinpaca @xinmage
Is your name Corona? Because you take my breath away when you're around!
Triscuit @bob_loblaw
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Triscuit @bob_loblaw
Please smell this completely harmless piece of cloth.
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7
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Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7
Wanna see my basement?
ₓₒ Lillie ₓₒ @melancholyprincess97
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ₓₒ Lillie ₓₒ @melancholyprincess97
*wouldn’t mind stuff like that*
AspieChu @projectotakux
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AspieChu @projectotakux
@xinmage I think I got a better one:
Is your name Corona? Cause I have no Idea how I can deal with such a great person
Laffantion @laffantion
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Laffantion @laffantion
Trade offer:
You receive: My virginity
I recieve: Coochie
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