How to get a yandere?

Luck of the gods? Go to any bar near a college and you'll find plenty. Personally, they always annoyed the hell out of me. To each their own. Edit: They're usually emotional messes that have the emotional maturity of a five year old and about as deep of a thought process as a nat.

Uhmm, look around you. Maybe, you will find one. (She must be your kouhai, so younger than you.) A Yandere is normally quiet but when she's angry… éwè Act like a senpai who takes cares a lot about his kouhais! A really helpful and lovely senpai! (Smile to everyone, care about everything even if it's a little thing. Then be more popular and as possible, have an "ikemen" reputation! xD If you're an ikemen, you can be sure to have a yandere… ) She will certainely fall in love with you! When you finally had a reputation, ask girls questions like "Do I belong to someone?" and if they don't understand, just say "I was joking eheh, I'm too beautiful so I will mary to me." But if a girl says "YOU BELONG TO ME AHHH", you can be sure she's a yandere. :D Wahh I know my tutorial will serve you a lot…

Reads "I was joking eheh, I'm too beautiful so I will mary to me." But if a girl says "YOU BELONG TO ME AHHH" ._. If only yanderes were that direct we wouldnt be having any guys on MaiOtaku... We would all be dead/captured :V

you guys need to come in clutch like @seji, damn! Boutta get me a yandere bois, wish me luck. If I die, tell my story ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)

Lmao ugly barnacle poor Toru, also hi I'm new. About the yandere maybe find someone whose interested in animes with yandere? Idk my advice sucks